Do you know any Celebrities?

I would like to get some TV time on a local news channel just like Brad and Kyle did.
I would also like to meet a celebrity and make a trade with them.
Can you help? I have made a list of shows with their emails if you would like to see me do trades on their shows or just to be interviewed.
Thanks for your help! Randy

1. The Oprah Winfrey Show
2. The Today Show
3. Late Show w/ David Letterman
4. The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno
5. The Ellen DeGeneres Show
6. The Howard Stern Show